Costumed Pimp



Encounter Conditions


Initial Text

One of the partygoers bumps into you in the crowd and looks at you in absolutely awe for a moment, his eyes wide and pupils dilated.

He regains his composure after a second and extends his hand. "Yo! What is up?"

It's obvious he's supposed to be a pimp, but his glasses clash with the look and he's missing the necessary bravado to really pull it off. Maybe you just intimidate him for some reason.

Summary of Choices

  1. Hold out your hand - Gain 4 XP in Will
  2. Hold out your bucket - Get 2-3 marshmallow bats
  3. Attack him - something happens
  4. Wave him off - this section can just be copied from the location page

Choice Text and Results

Hold out your hand

He says "yeah!" and slaps your hand with his greasy palm. Ew.

You can only hope that was part of the costume. And, comparatively, feel far better about your life.

You've earned 4 XP in Will

Hold out your bucket

He takes his hat off and pulls several purple bats out of it. They look like the monstrous relatives of the marshmallows in kid's cereal.

He drops a handful of them into your bucket and gyrates back into the crowd. Ew.

You found: 2-3 marshmallow bat

Attack him

He says "yeah, do it! I'll slap ya!"

A moment later he realizes he's the only one playacting.

Fight a Pimp

Wave him off

He gyrates off disturbingly into the crowd.

Well, you're now confident why pimps stopped acting like that, assuming they ever did.

See Walk Away

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