Dentures Of Awesome Power

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Description These are the false teeth poor, old Vholes needs to chew his food; his ravaged gums couldn't even handle mashing up some moist cookies anymore. That's what sucking on Eclipse tablets all day will do to you.

The dentures look kinda odd, which is probably because they're made of a few mangled ghoul teeth, some teeth stolen from rival gang members and candy corn. Yes, candy corn. Awesome power is apparently another word for sugar rush.
Class Teeth
Effects +1 Melee Power
+3 Rambling

Sources

The words that brought them into existence.

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