Item
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Description | This is a nice fake christmas tree you got down in Southside Park. It's pretty darned festive. |
Type | Furniture |
Use | You unfold your new tree and put it in your living room. It puts off a sparkling, fiberoptic glow. |
Effect | Adds a Christmas Tree to your apartment. |
Sources
Christmas: Abominable Snowman Leaderboard (The Dorms)
Uses
If you have one of these installed in your dwelling, a "Window:" line will appear on your character profile with a link to it. Clicking on the link to "Fake Christmas Tree" in a player's profile gives a message, the beginning of which varies depending on how many ornaments are on the tree:
# | Message |
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0 | <Player's/Your> tree is completely undecorated, lending it something of a quaint charm. |
1-9 | <Player's/Your> tree is decorated with <list of ornaments>. |
10-19 | <Player's/Your> tree is well-decorated with <list of ornaments>. |
20-29 | <Player's/Your> tree is covered with Christmas cheer in the form of <list of ornaments>. |
30-39 | <Player's/Your> tree is heavily laden with Christmas cheer. <Player has/You have> <list of ornaments>. |
40-49 | <Player's/Your> tree is dripping with decorations, like <list of ornaments>. |
50-75 | <Player's/Your> tree is straining under the weight of Christmas cheer. <Player has/You have> <list of ornaments>. |
75-99 | <Player's/Your> tree bows under the weight of <list of ornaments>. |
100+ | <Player's/Your> tree is barely up to the herculean task of supporting <list of ornaments>. |
Or, if the player is Kinak or puyo:
<Kinak's/puyo's> tree glows with unearthly light.
The creepy charcoal sketch takes priority in your window if you have both.
The rest of the message lists the number and type of ornaments on the tree, from most to least numerous. Items that a player has equal numbers of are displayed in item ID order. (?) Possible ornaments are:
Multiple Christmases | ||
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Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
hound ornament | hound drone(s) | Curious Midgard Knockoff |
giant snowflake | gigantic snowflake(s) | Slaying the master of the Abominable Snowmen |
green glass ornament | green glass ornament(s) | Eye of the Staring Snowman |
flickering candle | lit candle(s) | Fiery Trophy |
red glass ornament | red glass ornament(s) | Eye of the Staring Snowman |
snowman head ornament | snowmen head(s) | A Glassy Trophy |
tinsel | length(s) of tinsel | Merry Christmas(es)! |
hound ornament | hound ornament(s) | Curious Midgard Knockoff |
Christmas 2009 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
painted snowflake | painted snowflake(s) | Second Annual Snowman Killer |
icicle ornament | string(s) of icicles | Second Annual Snowman Terror |
white glass ornament | white glass ornament(s) | Second Annual Snowman Builder |
gilt snowflake | delicate gilt snowflake(s) | Second Annual Snowman Winner |
Christmas 2010 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
handmade snowflake | handmade snowflake(s) | Third Annual Snowman Killer |
coal ornament | lump(s) of coal | Third Annual Snowman Terror |
silver glass ornament | silver glass ornament(s) | Third Annual Snowman Builder |
blindingly festive LED | blindingly festive LED | Third Annual Leader |
miniature christmas tree | a smaller tree | No Stone Unturned |
yellow virus ornament | yellow virus ornament(s) | OmniTech Caroler |
clear virus ornament | clear virus ornament(s) | OmniTech Crusher |
old family ornament | heirloom ornament | Spreading Cheer |
Christmas 2011 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
silver explosion ornament | silver explosion ornament(s) | Fourth Annual Snowman Killer |
bloody wreath ornament | bloody wreath(es) | Fourth Annual Snowman Terror |
silver wreath ornament | silver wreath(es) | Fourth Annual Snowman Builder |
star tree topper | star tree topper(s) | Fourth Annual Leader |
emerald heart ornament | (an) emerald heart(s) | Fourth Annual Snowman Helper |
Christmas 2012 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
red explosion ornament | red explosion(s) | Fifth Annual Snowman Killer |
green explosion ornament | green explosion(s) | Fifth Annual Snowman Terror |
white explosion ornament | white explosion(s) | Fifth Annual Snowman Builder |
foil tree topper | foil tree topper(s) | Fifth Annual Leader |
festive head ornament | festive head(s) | Fifth Annual Snowman Helper |
Christmas 2013 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
fang tree topper | fang tree topper(s) | Sixth Annual Leader |
flapped snowman ornament | adorable head(s) | Sixth Annual Snowman Helper |
painted wreath ornament | painted wreath(s) | Sixth Annual Snowman Killer |
snowy wreath ornament | snowy wreath(s) | Sixth Annual Snowman Builder |
unrealistic wreath ornament | unrealistic wreath(s) | Sixth Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2014 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
snowglobe topper | snowing tree topper(s) | Seventh Annual Leader |
festive knit ornament | knitted head(s) | Seventh Annual Snowman Helper |
red present ornament | red present(s) | Seventh Annual Snowman Killer |
snowy present ornament | snowy present(s) | Seventh Annual Snowman Builder |
gingerbread present ornament | gingerbread present(s) | Seventh Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2015 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
stocking snowman topper | stocking-capped topper(s) | Eighth Annual Snowman Winner |
snowperson ornament | snowperson / snowpeople head(s) | Eighth Annual Snowman Helper |
black present ornament | black present(s) | Eighth Annual Snowman Killer |
gingerbread house ornament | gingerbread ornament(s) | Eighth Annual Snowman Builder |
jagged ornament | jagged ornament(s) | Eighth Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2016 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
glittering candle ornament | glittering candle(s) | Ninth Annual Snowman Winner |
friendly wreath ornament | friendly wreath(s) | Ninth Annual Snowman Helper |
red candle ornament | red candle(s) | Ninth Annual Snowman Killer |
snowy candle ornament | snowy candle(s) | Ninth Annual Snowman Builder |
black candle ornament | black candle(s) | Ninth Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2017 | ||
sparkling sled ornament | sparkling sled(s) | Tenth Annual Snowman Winner |
friendly candle ornament | friendly candle | Tenth Annual Snowman Helper |
bloody sled ornament | bloody sled(s) | Tenth Annual Snowman Killer |
traditional sled ornament | sled ornament(s) | Tenth Annual Snowman Builder |
black sled ornament | black sled(s) | Tenth Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2018 | ||
blinking Christmas lights | string(s) of blinking lights | Eleventh Annual Snowman Winner |
blinking candle ornament | blinking candle(s) | Eleventh Annual Snowman Helper |
blinking green light | blinking green light(s) | Eleventh Annual Snowman Killer |
blinking white light | blinking white light(s) | Eleventh Annual Snowman Builder |
blinking red light | blinking red light(s) | Eleventh Annual Snowman Terror |
Christmas 2019 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
swan tree topper | swan topper(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Winner |
blue Christmas light | blue light(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Helper |
chisel ornament | chisel(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Killer |
ice brick ornament | ice brick(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Builder |
red feather ornament | red feather(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Terror |
clear swan ornament | clear swan(s) | Twelfth Annual Snowman Carver |
Christmas 2020 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
ice crown topper | ice crown topper(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Winner |
rose sled ornament | sled(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Helper |
axe ornament | axe(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Killer |
white candle ornament | white candle(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Builder |
manyeyed ornament | manyeyed ornament(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Terror |
silver chisel ornament | silver chisel(s) | Thirteenth Annual Snowman Carver |
Christmas 2021 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
glowing crown topper | glowing crown topper(s) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Winner |
collective Christmas lights | collective lights (need plural) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Helper |
red Christmas light | red light(s) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Killer |
white Christmas light | white light(s) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Builder |
green Christmas light | green light(s) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Terror |
blue chisel ornament | blue chisel(s) | Fourteenth Annual Snowman Carver |
Christmas 2022 | ||
Source | Ornament | Mouseover Text |
tinsel star topper | tinsel star topper(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Winner |
supporting Christmas light | supporting light(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Helper |
soft red light | soft red light(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Killer |
bulbous Christmas light | bulbous light(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Builder |
jagged Christmas light | jagged light(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Terror |
clear feather ornament | clear feather(s) | Fiftheenth Annual Snowman Carver |
First Use a Day
If your tree is decorated:
<Same messages when viewing the tree from the "Window:" link in your profile—see above>
You bask in the fiber optic glow for a minute before heading out and soak up all the holiday joy you can.
You've gained 20 energy of Holiday Cheer.
Leading up to Christmas
And it probably wouldn't hurt anything to open one tiny little present early.
You found: tiny gift
On December 24th
Hey, it's Christmas Eve! You can probably get away with opening a cookie tin.
You found: cookie tin
After Christmas 2008 (once)
Gave your presents! These included cookie tin, a foil wrapped present, and three tiny gifts. Could also give up to two snowy cookie tins and a cold present.
Further Uses a Day
You bask in the fiber optic glow for a minute before heading out, but you've already soaked up all the holiday joy you can today.
History
Christmas Day 2022
It's finally time to open all these presents!
You received: sparkling present
You received: cookie tin
A pile of gifts came in overnight in Metroplex U wrapping paper. You haul them into your apartment.
You received: x soft red lights (x = square root of snowmen kills)
You received: x tinsel star toppers (x = number of leaderboards you appeared on)
You received: x bulbous Christmas lights (x = square root of snowmen constructed)
You received: x jagged Christmas lights (x = square root of your scariness)
You received: x clear feather ornaments (x = square root of swans carved)
You received: x supporting Christmas lights (x = square root of times you helped the hipsters)
You received: snowy cookie tin
You've earned the following 2023 Title: "the Terror of Snow"
(Reigning Titles are available until someone new takes the title)And, if you sent gifts through OmniMall:
Hey, there's something from the OmniMall here too.You found: scarfed llama
This item is not a component for any kind of crafting. |
This item cannot be salvaged. |
.06 Curiosities |
History
The mouseover text for the gigantic snowflake was "Slaying the master of the Second Abominable Snowman contest" until December 26th, 2010
Notes
* If you qualify for a reigning title that you already have, you will not get a message here, but will keep the title.