Al 2014 Halloween results:
"Halloween… parties, really, aren't my scene. I've considered getting some implants and a Cellar Door membership, but sometimes you just have to recognize when you're too old for stuff." She frowns, a hint of regret flickering through her eyes before she returns to the topic at hand.
"The Event Coordinator left me a big list of people, so I can see who's been naughty or nice. It's the least I can do, after she fundraised my whole job."
She says "looks like you're on the list, let me see what all we've got for you" and starts rifling through boxes.
"A few of the volunteers apparently chipped in to get you something for helping the setup."
You found: 6 piles of candy bricks"I scared up something special for Jess's big donors. I hope you'll like it… and consider putting it in Special Collections once we're open."
You found: collectible fundraising ribbon"And Jess, of course, says 'hats off to you!'" She deadpans it, handing you a piratey hat and leaving you to wonder whether the pun was intentional.
You found: costume pirate hat"I don't have anything great to give you myself, yet. It'll be a while… months is my optimistic guess now, but once we get Special Collections open, you'll have a shelf with your name on it."
She leans "And, of course, by 'shelf,' I mean 'a really big shelf or several smaller shelves, depending how things shake out.' It's all in the subtext.""And there's still some candy leftover, so help yourself."
You found: 41 handfuls of peanut butter candy
You found: 54 handfuls of candy corn
You found: 46 pumpkin lollipops
You found: 49 candy eyeballs
You found: 40 mellow pumpkins
You found: serpentine candy bowl