Umbrage 31 Dec 2009 16:58
Descrambled TV:
The TV warms you with its soothing glow as you rest in front of it, flipping through channels.
You watch a rerun of an ancient TV show where a guy saves the world after burning through his handcuffs with homemade sulfuric acid. The story doesn't make a lot of sense, but you think the science might be sound.
You've learned a new chemistry recipe: Powerful Acid - Convert a pile of sulfur into a flask of dangerous, but effective, acid.