My initial try:
You crack open the pinata, crushing it over and over.
Whew. Now you feel better.
You found: 5 tiny candy canes
You found: 6 titanic jawbreakers
You found: 7 gumballs
You found: 2 piles of chocolate gelt
You found: 2 caramel bars
You found: 2 ancient candybars
You found: 3 industrial jawbreakers
You found: gummy eyeball
You've earned 4 XP in Strength
You've earned 4 XP in Will