Fossilized Present

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Description	The rock and fossil wrapping paper is probably more appropriate for a precocious six year old's birthday party than a Christmas present, but the tag still says "Merry Christmas from Metroplex University!" Who knows, maybe it's a student in-joke.
Type	Usable (No Trade)
Use	You open the present finding wrapping paper feels like paper despite the icy patterns on it and is equally slick despite all the texture it shows. The fact that it's filled with presents isn't much of a surprise, but is hopefully a happy one. Merry Christmas!
Effects	You found: tinsel You found: holiday fruit cake You found: dinosaur sweater

Sources

Fake Christmas tree, Christmas 2020

Uses

This item is not a component for any kind of crafting.

This item cannot be salvaged.

This item cannot be added to a gang stash.