Image Hipster.jpg
Combat Name The hipster
HP 5
Stats Perception: 1
Reflexes: 1
Strength: 1
Will: 1
Power Melee: 0
Ranged: —
Fire: —
Etheric: —
Stealth: —
Unopposed: 0
Defense Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Fire: 0
Etheric: -4
Stealth: 0
Reactive: 0
Awards 1 XP

Common Drops:
You found: (sometimes)
  1 of:
     - corduroys (2?/5?)
     - knit cap (2?/5?)
     - old jacket (1?/5?)
You found: (sometimes)
  1-2 of:
     - Emerald Gift sample (1/5)
     - grilled panini (1/5)
     - lukewarm latte (2/5)
     - unlabeled music (1/5)
- fair trade grounds (?? chance? recently added — needs confirmation on odds)

Dave the horrible poet:
You found: 1-3 sheets of bad poetry (sometimes)
You found: fair trade grounds (sometimes)
You found: OmniWatch (?) (sometimes)
You found: protest sign (sometimes)

During the protest:
You found: protest sign (sometimes)

In the Art Museum:
You found: museum guidebook (always? *drops even if he runs away)
You found: 1-2 piles of paper mache (sometimes?)

Various Halloween encounters:
You found: (sometimes?)
  1-2? of:
     - candy corn
     - candy eyeball
     - peanut butter candy
     - pumpkin lollipop


Horrible Poet choice encounter on The Quad (removed if hipster is killed)
Bored Guy choice encounter on The Quad (during protest) (does NOT remove hipster if killed)
Hall of Paintings
Halloween 2010: Goddamn Cute Bats
Halloween 2011: Vicious Sid Or Otherwise, Candy Bargain
Halloween 2012: Primal Punks
Halloween 2016: Common Room: Various encounters
Various other Halloweens


Technique Chain Power Type Notes
Running Away Evasion (all) Ends fight; gain XP but no other rewards
Lash Out 2 2 Melee (normal)
'' 5 Melee (as closer)
Punch 3 2 Melee
Dive for Cover 4 4+? Evasion (M,R,F)


The following message is displayed on death if encountered through Can't Keep His Eyes Open:

His blood comes to rest on the ballroom floor, his eyes closing in the sleep he was desperately trying to avoid.

nomnom25.jpg You feast on the hipster's flesh, regaining x Energy.
HandMirror25.jpg 1 XP
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