Jess (2015)

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Conversation

1 - Before choosing a fund
2 - After choosing a fund
3 - After October 30

Intro (Before choosing a fund)

Hi! We tried and tried, but couldn't get the university to let us use the Art Museum again. Midgard's offered to let us bring a few people to one of their old facilities.

So, I convinced them to let us buy some tickets fundraising some money for Slags victims… they didn't think to set an upper limit, so we can get a lot of tickets if we want.

I think the workers at that facility will show up too. It'll be interesting, that's for sure.

A few different groups have requested tickets: the Omegas fraternity didn't surprise me and the art students here love a good Halloween party… but the punks and even some independent security contractors want in. And that's without considering kickbacks to our lovely and intelligent donors.

Anyway, who do you want getting tickets?

Art students!
Fraternity brothers!
Punks!
Security!
Donors!
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Art students!

I was surprised the art students were interested, given how much they all seem to hate Midgard. But I suppose they do love Halloween.

Maybe you'd like their pinata design? They say it represents the hopelessness of eternal servitude.

No, I'm not kidding. But would you like to buy something? Some candy or a pinata design?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Fraternity brothers!

The Omegas? Alright. I hear they "really know how to throw a party" which is probably what Midgard's expecting.

At least, they've got some alumni members that work at Midgard, so their brand of joy shouldn't be a big surprise to anyone.

Would you like to pick anything up?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Punks!

If there's one thing that's synonomous with Halloween, it's funny costumes…

On an unrelated note, I'm not sure the punks will fit in with Midgard's office workers. Somebody's going to get the fear of God put into them.

Would you like to pick anything out to help our poor, mohawked children?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Security!

We've had outside security a few times for Halloween, but this year I'd hope Midgard will take care of it. There's a few parents who work for other companies that might not agree, though.

If you want to make sure we've got some outside observers, they'd appreciate if you buy some candy.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Donors!

Of course, we need to support our donors. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't be able to send people across town to hobnob with Midgard workers anyway.

So, if you want to chip in, definitely feel free to buy some candy or a story book.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)


Intro (After choosing a fund)

Did you want to pick anything up?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Absolutely/I'll buy something

(If your current location is Metroplex U, go to Halloween Fundraisers, otherwise:)

That'd be great! Just come out to the Quad and I'll find you, easy as pie.

(End of conversation)

How are the funds?

Initial art students message:
We haven't gotten any money for the art students yet. (And if you're donating to this) You're helping them!

With some funds:
We've made 2,698,100 credits for the art students, thanks largely to GoldS.


Initial frat brothers message:
Halloween means parties and parties, perhaps unfortunately, mean rowdy drunks. (And if you're donating to this) Thanks for contributing towards the Omegas!

With some funds:
Halloween means parties and parties, perhaps unfortunately, mean rowdy drunks. We've raised 2,011,100 towards our rowdiest, thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.


Initial punks message:
If we wanted to put the fear of God into the hearts of Midgard workers, I suppose sending our campus punks would be one way… (And if you're donating to this) You're helping with the punks now.

With some funds:
We're at 1,557,350 for the punks. Hopefully they won't scare the workers too much. Thanks largely to acidcat.


Initial security message:
Security's important, but for now we're leaving it to Midgard. (And if you're donating to this) You're working towards security, thanks!

With some funds:
We've got 559,000 credits towards getting some security folks in, thanks largely to Argeth.


Initial donors message:
So far, nobody's decided to donate for their own sake. Which is nice. (And if you're donating to this) You're helping with this. Hopefully you've got deep pockets, because I'm treating credits donated like raffle tickets.

With some funds:
We have 535,850 credits towards rewarding the donors, which will hopefully encourage people. Thanks largely to Argeth.


Before any donations:
Just a lot of zeroes for now, but they'll fill up soon enough!

At 1 – 999,999 credits:
It totals up to x if you're curious, thanks to everything people bought so far! And every credit counts towards us getting more IDs to hand out to the students and donors. We have x going out tomorrow.

At over 1,000,000 credits:
The total's over a million! It's x if you're curious, but just wow! And every credit counts towards us getting more IDs to hand out to the students and donors. We have x going out tomorrow.

At over 2,000,000 credits:
We raised millions of credits! It's x if you're curious, but just wow! And every credit counts towards us getting more IDs to hand out to the students and donors. We have x going out tomorrow.

At over 4,000,000 credits:
We raised millions and millions of credits! It's insane! I mean, tell me 7,361,400 isn't crazy! And every credit counts towards us getting more IDs to hand out to the students and donors. We have 37* going out tomorrow.

(*Number tickets going out = [total funds / 250,000] + [num days event has been running] + 2)

I'll buy something
I'll fund art students
Fraternities all the way!
Bring on the punks
We need security
Let's get the donors there
Thanks (End of conversation)


Intro (Oct 31, 2015)

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Hello! Here's this year's final totals, so nobody has to ask me for them.

We've made 2,705,300 credits for the art students, thanks largely to GoldS.

Halloween means parties and parties, perhaps unfortunately, mean rowdy drunks. We've raised 2,042,100 towards our rowdiest, thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.

We're at 1,698,600 for the punks. Hopefully they won't scare the workers too much. Thanks largely to acidcat.

We've got 669,000 credits towards getting some security folks in, thanks largely to xerf.

We have 572,850 credits towards rewarding the donors, which will hopefully encourage people. Thanks largely to Argeth.

We raised millions and millions of credits! It's insane! I mean, tell me 7,687,850 isn't crazy! And every credit went towards getting more IDs for the students.

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