Midgard Party Crate

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Description	This miniature crate is covered in Midgard slogans and catchphrases. Some are understandable, like "Let Midgard Power Up Your New Year" or "Herald of a Good Time," but others must be references to shows you don't watch. "This is why we don't let bears wear sunglasses" is probably the worst. It's like marketing by Zen koan.
Type	Usable
Use	You gingerly open up the crate, revealing a mass of plastic packaging. Deeply buried within is a tiny bottle of champagne and two noisemakers. All of them proudly display the Midgard logo.
Multi	You open the crates. Each seems to contain the same thing: one miniature bottle of champagne with a Midgard logo, two party favors with Midgard logos, and an absurd amount of plastic packing material.
Effects	Gain 2 New Year's blowouts and 1 branded champagne

Sources

Sent by the great & benevolent Kinak each New Year's Day.

Uses

This item is not a component for any kind of crafting.

This item cannot be salvaged.

This item cannot be added to a gang stash.