New Year's Blowout

Item

Image PartyFavorM.jpg
Description This is a Midgard branded party favor. They usually give them out around New Year's Day, along with some really cheap champagne.

The basic idea is that you blow into the plastic tube on one end and the paper roll unfolds, making a satisfying "thwip" noise.

It should provide a few minutes of entertainment.
Type Offhand (Usable - not consumed on use)
Use See below
Effects +1 Morale

Sources

Using a Midgard Party Crate

Uses

When used from the inventory->equipment page, one of the following messages may appear:

First part of message

You blow on the festively branded party favor.

Second part of message

Non Etheric Etheric
It unrolls with a loud snap. It unrolls with an unhealthy crack, reminding you of broken bones. (or, with broken bone active:) It unrolls with an unhealthy crack, drawing your attention back to your broken bones.
It extends and makes a soft hissing sound. It extends and makes a soft hissing sound, like a distant whisper.
It unrolls with a violent "thwip". It unrolls violently, like a striking serpent, before coiling back up in your hand.
It unfurls slowly, making a tame "thwip thwip thwip" sound as it does. It unrolls slowly, making a "thwip thwip thwip" noise in time with your heart.
It extends quickly, making a "woooOOOOO" noise kind of like a kazoo. It extends quickly, releasing a loud moan. You thought these things were supposed to be festive.
It unrolls festively and makes a strange noise like a distant whistle. It unrolls and makes a strange noise like a distant howl.
OR
You blow on the festively branded party favor. It unrolls and makes a strange noise like a distant howl. The hounds… they're coming.
(with music playing†) It extends, then rolls back up. You try it a couple more times, but can't hear it over your music.

†tested etheric, sober untested

Third part of message

First Use:

Well, that was fun.

Second Use:

Good times, good times.

Third Use:

You stop for a moment to wonder how these things have survived through the ages.

Fourth Use:

You'd think they'd add least add some electronics eventually, maybe make it play a theme song for one of Midgard's TV shows or tell you to buy products.

Yeah, that's probably enough of that.

Subsequent Uses:

Yeah, that's probably enough of that.

Hammer25.jpg This item is not a component for any kind of crafting.
toolbox.jpg This item cannot be salvaged.
GoldCoins.jpg .06 Goods

Notes

Item is not consumed on use, so use it as much as you want :)

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