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Encounter Conditions
Must not have attacked the hipster in this encounter today.
Initial Text
Someone approaches you. At first, you could think he's an art student, but apparently he's some sort of staff.
He starts going on and on about a recommended donation of ten credits.
Summary of Choices
- Say you're broke - 2 XP in Will, or if you have <10 credits, walk away
- Have ten - lose 10 credits, gain 3 XP in Will
- Take fifty! - lose 50 credits, gain museum guidebook
- I already paid! - 2 XP in Will, or if you're telling the truth, walk away
- Lunge for him - fight a Hipster with additional museum guidebook drop; replaces this encounter & Nothing Too Dangerous with security combat encounters for today win, lose or run away
- Garotte him (With yellowed lace garotte equipped) - Remove this encounter for the day, but does not alert security? Learn Lace Garotte technique and lose your yellowed lace garotte.
- Ask about Halloween - various hints about Halloween
- Offer a wooden stake - Recruit vampire slayers for Halloween party(Halloween 2018, after sufficient discussion in the Lonely Streamers encounter?)
- Ignore him - gain 2 XP in Perception
Choice Text and Results
Say you're broke
He winds up into rant about people lying to him just to get out of paying the fee. You're eventually able to get away, but that ringing in your ears isn't going anywhere.
You congratulate yourself for not strangling him, though.
You've earned 2 XP in Will
Or, if you have <10 credits:
He starts winding up into rant about people lying to him just to get out of paying the fee. But you show him your account balance on your comm, which shuts him down quickly.
(Unknown if this takes an Energy)
Have ten (Good: 1)
"Thanks!" It takes a minute to complete the transaction, but he thanks you profusely for supporting the arts.
You've earned 3 XP in Will
Take fifty! (Good: 1)
"Oh! Tell you what, you can have one of these guidebooks too!" He hands you the book and completes the transaction, humming a strange melody you feel like you should recognize.
You found: museum guidebook
(You lose 50 credits)
I already paid!
If you haven't paid today:
He winds up into rant about people lying to him just to get out of paying the fee. You're eventually able to get away, but that ringing in your ears isn't going anywhere.
You congratulate yourself for not strangling him, though.
You've earned 2 XP in Will
If you have paid today:
He checks over his comm real quick. "Of course, of course you did, sorry."
See Walk Away
Lunge for him
You lunge for him. He drops something on the ground, but brings his fists up in a pathetic attempt to defend himself.
(Fight Hipster; can also get museum guidebook in addition to normal drops)
Garotte him
You slip behind him and haul back on his neck until the garotte snaps in your hands, then drag the body into a storage room. You're confident no one heard his gasping cries.
You learned a new Technique: Lace Garotte
Lose your equipped yellowed lace garotte.
Ask about Halloween
Offer a wooden stake (Halloween 2018 only)
He takes the stake and frowns. "Well, now I'm extra sad I can't make it, but I'm pretty sure I've got a friend I can convince to head over and stake some vamp-wolf-whatevers in my place."
Ignore him
He goes on and on and on about the donation. Do they have a class teaching people to be this annoying?
You should get some kind of prize for not strangling him, but instead you just get some quality time staring at the paintings and pretending he's not talking.
You've earned 2 XP in Perception