Speckled Present

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Description	It looks like someone used this gift's wrapping paper as a drop cloth under some red paint before sending it to you. Judging by the "Merry Christmas from Metroplex University!" tag, that might be exactly what happened.
Type	Usable (No Trade)
Use	The wrapping paper looks like a crime scene, but the inside is full of holiday goodies: some tinsel for your tree rather than garroting people, a sweater with a red spot that is certainly decorative, and a fruit cake far too tender to beat someone with. Merry Christmas!
Effects	You found: tinsel You found: holiday fruit cake You found: red nosed sweater

Sources

Fake Christmas tree, Christmas 2021

Uses

This item is not a component for any kind of crafting.

This item cannot be salvaged.

This item cannot be added to a gang stash.