Very Official Crate

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Description	Warnings, statements of ownership, and notices about fragility cover every surface of this crate. Despite the weight added by layers of labels, it wouldn't strain your strength to toss it. Its light weight would probably be most easily explained by opening the crate, but the sawdust leaking out of every crack might be a hint.
Type	Usable
Use	(Gain some rewards from subversion; I got:) You open the crate, spilling sawdust everywhere. Inside you find a few, very secure, cans of BANG! cola. On the bright side, they probably didn't get shaken too much in transport. You found: 4 cans of BANG! Cola
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Subversion testing, after a message stating

Congratulations! You're lucky and good looking. We've selected you to receive another prize, which is also at OmniMall.

And you'll never guess what it is. Ever.

as an Omnimall gift with the attached message

From OmniMall Customer Service:

It appears the following package was also left as a gift for you, but temporarily misplaced due to another computer error. We apologize for any additional inconvenience.

You found: very official crate

Uses

This item is not a component for any kind of crafting.

This item cannot be salvaged.

This item can be discarded via the gang stash.