Yvonne (2021)

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Conversation

1 - Initial time talking to her
2 - After choosing a fund
3 - From October 31st


Intro (Initially)

Halloween!

Man, last year was a fucking banger. So we figured, why not just move right in? As long as we can keep security's dogs off our backs for long enough, we can take shit subterranean.

That said, not selling out… isn't always the most profitable. So if you want something at the party, somebody's got to pay for it.

I won't twist your arm, though.

We need drinks, food, decorations, and a place to have the party. So anything you could help out with would be great.

Drinks!
Food!
Decorations!
Space!
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Drinks!

Damn straight!

If there's anything every partier believes in, more than God or corp or screwed up brand loyalty, it's two words: open fucking bar.

I mean, even I can afford a couple kegs of Metros Light but… ugh. So, even if you don't want to drink up yourself, think of the children.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Food!

Truth be told, I'm more into mixed drinks than candy. But if I wanted to celebrate a holiday all about drinking, I'd wait until New Years.

So, we need some candy. And none of this off-the-shelf Zaibatsu stuff. So… it's probably gonna be a little pricey.

But who wants shitty candy anyway?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Decorations!

Even if we end up squatting in a parking garage, we need some decorations. Glow-in-the-dark stuff, skeletons, you know.

A Halloween party without decorations is just a rave with costumes. And that's like a bimonthly thing, not a yearly thing.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Space!

Venue for a party like this is never cheap… if you do it legally. We can probably drop in the day of and run off when the dogs come down, but greasing a few palms or… Corps help us, applying for permits, would make things a little easier.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Absolutely/I'll buy something

(If your current location is Metroplex U, go to Halloween Fundraisers, otherwise:)

Great. Just swing by the Quad and we'll get you set.

(End of conversation)

How are the funds?

Initially:
We haven't gotten any money for drinks yet.
At < 250,000:
We've made 100 credits for the drinks, thanks entirely to GoldS.
At < 1,000,000:
It looks like we have 250,050 credits for the drinks, which should be enough get us real drinks for the bar, thanks mostly to GoldS.
At < ???:
It looks like we have 1,456,400 credits for the drinks, which should be enough to get us some top shelf stuff for the bar! Thanks mostly to GoldS.
And, if you're funding drinks:
Last I heard, this is where you're helping.

Initially:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. So I guess it'll be a rave with costumes. Not so bad, I say.
At < 250,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy? We've raised 100 to get some. It's mostly mass-market stuff, but better than not-Halloween. Thanks entirely to GoldS.
At < 500,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've raised 250,050 and are working on sourcing the good stuff, thanks entirely to GoldS.
At < ???:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've gotten 520,950 so far and should be able to get some quality stuff, thanks mostly to Happy Yeti.
And, if you're funding candy:
You're fighting on the candy front.

Initially:
We've got to decorate. Even if it's just some crepe paper to toss over the abandoned cars.
At < 250,000:
We've got the decorate. We're at 100, that's a lot of crepe paper, thanks to entirely to GoldS.
At < 1,000,000:
We've got to decorate. And this is going to be a serious party. Skeletons, chains… still some crepe paper. We've raised 250,050 for decorations, thanks entirely to GoldS.
At < ???:
All these losers have been pestering us to let them do art for years. So it's time to let them loose and see what happens. We've raised 1,121,550 for decorations, thanks mostly to GoldS.
And, if you're funding decorations:
Thanks for helping make sure the party is dark.

Initially:
Space doesn't happen for free, even if we're basically squatting in a parking garage.
At < 2,500,000:
We have 100 credits towards getting a venue. We're still basically squatting, but we've gotten this far thanks to entirely to GoldS.
At < ???:
We have 2,502,600 credits towards the venue. That's enough to bribe Midgard Security to ignore us using the parking garage literally under their feet. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.
On Oct 28:
We have 2,517,100 credits towards the venue! I think we're set, since preparations have already started. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.
And, if you're funding the venue:
You're helping with this.

Initially:
Whole lot of nothing so far, but that's what you get for not selling out.
At < 1,000,000:
We've got 13,900 so far. Which is pretty good on the not selling out scale.
At < 2,000,000:
A million credits! Well, 1,002,900 credits. Damn.
At < 4,000,000:
We raised millions of credits. It's not Midgard money, but 2,002,900 is a hell of a thing.
At < ???:
We raised millions and millions of credits. What the actual hell 5,616,000?

I'll buy something
I'll fund drinks!
Food all the way
We need decorations!
The venue
Thanks (End of conversation)


Intro (After choosing a fund)

If you haven't already blown all your money on cyberware, we've got a store. But if you have, no judgement.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)


Intro (From October 31st on)

Apparently people want a final rundown of the funds. So, for posterity, here they are before I go to the party.

It looks like we have 1,456,400 credits for the drinks, which should be enough to get us some top shelf stuff for the bar! Thanks mostly to GoldS.

Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've gotten 530,000 so far and should be able to get some quality stuff, thanks mostly to Happy Yeti.

All these losers have been pestering us to let them do art for years. So it's time to let them loose and see what happens. We've raised 1,122,350 for decorations, thanks mostly to GoldS.

We have 2,517,100 credits towards the venue. That's enough to bribe Midgard Security to ignore us using the parking garage literally under their feet. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.

We raised millions and millions of credits. What the actual hell 5,625,850?

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