Yvonne 2022

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Conversation

1 - Initial time talking to her
2 - After choosing a fund
3 - From October 31st


Intro (Initially)

Halloween!

Man, last year was a fucking banger. So we figured, why not just move right in? As long as we can keep security's dogs off our backs for long enough, we can take shit subterranean.

That said, not selling out… isn't always the most profitable. So if you want something at the party, somebody's got to pay for it.

I won't twist your arm, though.

We need drinks, food, decorations, and a place to have the party. So anything you could help out with would be great.

Drinks!
Food!
Decorations!
Space!
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Drinks!

Damn straight!

If there's anything every partier believes in, more than God or corp or screwed up brand loyalty, it's two words: open fucking bar.

I mean, even I can afford a couple kegs of Metros Light but… ugh. So, even if you don't want to drink up yourself, think of the children.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Food!

Truth be told, I'm more into mixed drinks than candy. But if I wanted to celebrate a holiday all about drinking, I'd wait until New Years.

So, we need some candy. And none of this off-the-shelf Zaibatsu stuff. So… it's probably gonna be a little pricey.

But who wants those weird peanut butter things anyway?

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Decorations!

I heard from a friend of a friend that Midgard employees make huge orders deliverable to work so they don't have to pay the shipping. Way I figure it, that means we've got an all-we-can-decorate buffet on Midgard's dime.

Now, it's easier if we can buy the right people lunch, but never let it be said I was opposed to a little corp smash and grab.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Space!

Well, there's no fucking way we're getting a permit this year. But bribing the right people, I think we can party our asses off right under Midgard's nose.

Well last year was under their nose, which I guess makes this year up it… let's stick with under.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Absolutely/I'll buy something

(If your current location is Metroplex U, go to Halloween Fundraisers, otherwise:)

Great. Just swing by the Quad and we'll get you set.

(End of conversation)

How are the funds?

Initially:
We haven't gotten any money for drinks yet.
At < 250,000:
We've made 100 credits for the drinks, thanks entirely to Al.
At < 1,000,000:
It looks like we have 250,100 credits for the drinks, which should be enough get us real drinks for the bar, thanks mostly to GoldS.
At < ???:
It looks like we have 1,035,300 credits for the drinks, which should be enough to get us some top shelf stuff for the bar! Thanks mostly to GoldS.
And, if you're funding drinks:
Last I heard, this is where you're helping.

Initially:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. So I guess it'll be a rave with costumes. Not so bad, I say.
At < 250,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy? We've raised 100 to get some. It's mostly mass-market stuff, but better than not-Halloween. Thanks entirely to Al.
At < 500,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've raised 250,050 and are working on sourcing the good stuff, thanks mostly to GoldS.
At < ???:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've gotten 1,000,150 so far and should be able to get some quality stuff, thanks largely to Argeth.
And, if you're funding candy:
You're fighting on the candy front.

Initially:
???
At < ???:
We've got to decorate. We got 6 shipments for 6,000. Thanks to entirely to Kinak.
At < ???:
We've got to decorate. We've gotten to 697 shipments for 697,200 and the fun doesn't stop! Thanks to largely to Argeth.
And, if you're funding decorations:
Thanks for helping make sure the party is… whatever we find.

Initially:
The trick is basically to make sure Midgard doesn't notice us right under their noses. I'm not saying we can't do it without money, but credits make the world go 'round.
At < 2,500,000:
We have 100 credits towards getting a venue. We're still basically squatting, but we've gotten this far thanks to entirely to Al.
At < ???:
We have 2,505,300 credits towards the venue. I don't think they'll bust up the party, but a lot of prep time might be too much to ask. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.
On October 28th:
We have 3,008,550 credits towards the venue! I think we're set, since preparations have already started. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.
And, if you're funding space:
You're helping with this.

Initially:
???
At < 1,000,000:
We've got 6,000 so far. Which is pretty good on the not selling out scale.
At < 2,000,000:
A million credits! Well, 1,006,400 credits. Damn.
At < 4,000,000:
We raised millions of credits. It's not Midgard money, but 2,252,350 is a hell of a thing.
At < ???:
We raised millions and millions of credits. What the actual hell 5,741,200?

I'll buy something
I'll fund drinks!
Food all the way
We need decorations!
The venue
Thanks (End of conversation)


Intro (After choosing a fund)

If you haven't already blown all your money on cyberware, we've got a store. But if you have, no judgement.

Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)


Intro (From October 31st on)

TBD

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