Yvonne 2023

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Conversation

1 - Initial time talking to her
2 - After choosing a fund
3 - From October 31st


Intro (Initially)

Halloween!

Man, last year under Midgard's nose was pretty damned good. This year, though? Big plans.

We're gonna help their call center throw an absolute rager. Well… nobody really invited us, so we're just gonna crash the thing. From what I can tell, the call center workers won't mind and their managers can fuck right off.

That said, not selling out… isn't always the most profitable. So if you want something at the party, somebody's got to pay for it.

I won't twist your arm, though.

We need drinks, food, decorations, and bribes… gotta make sure the assholes in security let us set up. So anything you could help out with would be great.

Drinks!
Food!
Decorations!
Space!
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Drinks!

Damn straight!
If there's anything every partier believes in, more than God or corp or screwed up brand loyalty, it's two words: open fucking bar.
I mean, even I can afford a couple kegs of Metros Light but… ugh. So, even if you don't want to drink up yourself, think of the children.
Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Food!

Truth be told, I'm more into mixed drinks than candy. But if I wanted to celebrate a holiday all about drinking, I'd wait until New Years.
So, we need some candy. And none of this off-the-shelf Zaibatsu stuff. So… it's probably gonna be a little pricey.
But who wants those weird peanut butter things anyway?
Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Decorations!

I heard from a friend of a friend that Midgard employees make huge orders deliverable to work so they don't have to pay the shipping. Way I figure it, that means we've got an all-we-can-decorate buffet on Midgard's dime.
Now, it's easier if we can buy the right people lunch, but never let it be said I was opposed to a little corp smash and grab.
Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Space!

Well, there's no fucking way we're getting a permit this year. But bribing the right people, I think we can party our asses off right under Midgard's nose.
Or in their heart, I guess? We'll be about halfway up the damned tower, is what I'm saying.
Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)

Absolutely/I'll buy something

(If your current location is Metroplex U, go to Halloween Fundraisers, otherwise:)

Great. Just swing by the Quad and we'll get you set.
(End of conversation)

How are the funds?

Initially:
We haven't gotten any money for drinks yet.
At < 250,000:
We've made 100 credits for the drinks, thanks entirely to Al.
At < 1,000,000?:
It looks like we have 250,100 credits for the drinks, which should be enough get us real drinks for the bar, thanks mostly to GoldS.
At ???:
It looks like we have 1,006,750 credits for the drinks, which should be enough to get us some top shelf stuff for the bar! Thanks mostly to xKiv.
And, if you're funding drinks:
Last I heard, this is where you're helping.

Initially:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. So I guess it'll be a rave with costumes. Not so bad, I say.
At < 250,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy? We've raised 100 to get some. It's mostly mass-market stuff, but better than not-Halloween. Thanks entirely to Al.
At < 500,000:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've raised 250,100 and are working on sourcing the good stuff, thanks mostly to GoldS.
At < ???:
Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've gotten 500,100 so far and should be able to get some quality stuff, thanks mostly to GoldS.
And, if you're funding candy:
You're fighting on the candy front.

Initially:
We've got to decorate. Otherwise, who'll even know it's Halloween?
At < 250,000:
We've got to decorate. We got 5 shipments for 5,100. Thanks to entirely to Al.
At < ???:
We've got to decorate. We've gotten to 276 shipments for 275,900 and the fun doesn't stop! Thanks to mostly to GoldS.
And, if you're funding decorations:
Thanks for helping make sure the party is… whatever we find.

Initially:
The trick is basically to make sure Midgard doesn't notice us right under their noses. I'm not saying we can't do it without money, but credits make the world go 'round.
At < 2,000,000:
We have 16,100 credits towards getting a venue. We're still basically squatting, but we've gotten this far thanks to mostly to Erenoth.
At < ???:
We have 2,000,050 credits towards the venue. There's some good prep time now, although we could always use more. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.
And, if you're funding space:
You're helping with this.

Initially:
Whole lot of nothing so far, but that's what you get for not selling out.
At < 1,000,000:
We've got 21,300 so far. Which is pretty good on the not selling out scale.
At < 2,000,000:
A million credits! Well, 1,018,200 credits. Damn.
At < 4,000,000:
We raised millions of credits. It's not Midgard money, but 2,144,950 is a hell of a thing.
At < ???:
We raised millions and millions of credits. What the actual hell 4,191,150?

I'll buy something
I'll fund drinks!
Food all the way
We need decorations!
The venue
Thanks (End of conversation)


Intro (After choosing a fund)

If you haven't already blown all your money on cyberware, we've got a store. But if you have, no judgement.
Absolutely
How are the funds?
Maybe later (End of conversation)


Intro (From October 31st on)

Apparently people want a final rundown of the funds. So, for posterity, here they are before I go to the party.

It looks like we have 1,006,750 credits for the drinks, which should be enough to get us some top shelf stuff for the bar! Thanks mostly to xKiv.

Halloween isn't Halloween without candy. We've gotten 1,468,250 so far and should be able to get some quality stuff, thanks mostly to GoldS.

We've got to decorate. We've gotten to 1105 shipments for 1,105,050 and the fun doesn't stop! Thanks to largely to xerf.

We have 2,000,050 credits towards the venue. There's some good prep time now, although we could always use more. Thanks mostly to Cryptodynamic.

We raised millions and millions of credits. What the actual hell 5,580,100?

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